Snow

Yesterday, my friend, who looks like this:

Sent me this, a snow report for JH:

AN ACTIVE WEATHER PATTERN WILL CONTINUE FOR WESTERN WYOMING FOR THE
REMAINDER OF THE WEEK. A DISTURBANCE PUSHING ACROSS MONTANA…WILL
HELP ENHANCE SNOWFALL ACROSS THE REGION TONIGHT. THE TETONS SHOULD RECEIVE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES… A LULL IN THE ACTION IS EXPECTED WEDNESDAY MORNING…BEFORE A MORE POWERFUL SYSTEM HITS THE REGION WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH THURSDAY MORNING. 6 TO 12 INCHES IS LIKELY WITH THIS SYSTEM IN THE MOUNTAINS…WITH THE TETONS PROBABLY IN THE 10 TO 14 INCH RANGE.

Which means Allison and I are missing a damn good week of snow-sliding. Last I checked, our backyard in JH looks like this:

However, we are here in NYC looking at this:

Together with all that snow and not being able to slide in it makes me want to do this:

To the guy that made this: